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My Dream Man:

I don’t want a lot in a man.

I simply want:
• A firm body;
• An outdoorsman;
• A warm sense of humor;
• A professional with a deep commitment to family intimacy;
• A gentle, yet firm, lover;
• A well-developed sense of self;
• A well-defined life plan;
• A practical, yet spontaneous, approach to business and to life;
• Friendship.

Is it too much to ask?
I want a pragmatic romantic...
With a philosophical approach to intellectualization.
He must have a compassionate soul,
And a fun, but loving approach to women,
Children,
And animals.

He must have a firm body...
And gentle hands...
And enough spontaneity to make love in a field of daisies,
With enough earthiness to love the feel of our shared sweat.

After all...
Didn’t you order an:
Earth-mother...
Goddess...
Playmate...
Friend...
Lover?