1.My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,but I got canned.Couldn'tconcentrate. 2.Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,but justcouldn't hack it,so they gave me theax. 3.After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited forit-mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price. 4.Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,but thatwas too exhausting. 5.Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6.Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,but any wayI sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard. 7.My best job was a Musician,but eventually foundIwasn't noteworthy. 8.I studied a long time to become a Doctor,but didn't have any patience. 9.Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10.I became a Professional Fisherman,but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
11.Managed to get a good job working for a Pool MaintenanceCompany,but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,but they said Iwasn't fit for the job. 13.After many years of trying to find steady work,I finally gota job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14.My last job was working in Starbucks,but had to quit becauseit was the same old grind. 15.SO, I TRIEDRETIREMENTAND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THEJOB - LOVE IT!!!!!