TO ENLARGE MY BREASTS (If You're a Lawyer Out There)

It is a new year and you would think some of the things that drives you to the wall will atleast change. That is what I was thinking. But as I have learnt, things seldom go your way. And that is why I am still getting some crazy emails that I believe shouldn't find their way to my inbox.

There I am, in the cyber, opening my mails and looking for that one email that will really change my life. I am scrolling my emails and I see this email whose subject line stands out, not because it is bringing good news but because I was to believe this isn't happening to me.

It takes me a minute or two to realize this message has somehow found its sneaky way into my inbox.

WE CAN HELP ENLARGE YOUR BREASTS!!!

I have to read this thrice.

I am so angry. I am so furious I feel like suing whoever sent me the message. Isn't there a way these guys can first send you an email inquiring whether you are interested in recieving WE-CAN-HELP-ENLARGE-YOUR-BREASTS kind of emails? Isn't there a law that prohibits such things from happening?

I am a writer interested in getting writing assignments and helping children cultivate a passion in life. That is what I am doing. I am not looking for anything that can enlarge my breasts. I am comfortable with the size I have.

If you are a lawyer out there, and can help me sue these guys let me know. I think I have a case to present and the evidence that I have a case to present. Happy new year everyone!!!!